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Just has to throw the D20 hard enough.
@lloyd should get one of those “Mission: Impossible” wire rigs so that he can swoop down from the ceiling and attack all the rooftops. 😀
oh, that’s an idea.
We CoGs could lead a crowdfunding campaign to buy it for you as your reward for finishing the big Rome table you were building for @avernos 😀
Mini trampolines set round the table would be more fun
It would definitely be more funny.
The terrier principal applies… big dogs fear small angry terriers because of what they can reach with their teeth if they want to cause maximum damage.
Failing that a blow torch can melt the walls and the enemy plummets to their death.
The ‘terrier principal’ does not apply to Justine’s miniatures as they have nothing left to terrier-ize! ?
In this case it’s Jerry that needs to be scared. All those little people around him..
I’m sure he sees it the same as we do when we wade through a room full of puppies. “Best you little fella’s get out of the way, if you get stepped on it’s not my fault”.
lol
That gives me an idea. Set up a zip line for the minis from the tallest point. If they have the ability, then you Deep Strike from wherever they fall off and land
As often stated in BattleTech: DEATH FROM ABOVE XD
The Beasts try the new king Kong game to the detriment of Lloyd?
Always liked a game that stretches a player
Harsh
but fair
Dick! lol 🙂
I feel your pain lloyd. I say me, you and @dracs gang up on the big ‘uns and take them down!
There’s a dwarfish saying: ‘All trees are felled at ground-level’ – although this is said to be an excessively bowdlerized translation for a saw which more literally means, ‘When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth.’ – Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
I was thinking of this quote but I couldn’t remember it word for word. Good job Sam
Afraid I looked it up. I tend to keep the line “All trees are felled at ground-level” in mind in any case.
40d chess
They played 40K and noticed the vindicare assassin on top of the bin is unreachable for close combat units. True story.
*in the finest of gruff voices like George C. Scott from “Patton”*
What we have failed to consider, gentlemen, is the abject lack of Sam in this scenario. If Lloyd were to outfit himself with one @dracs on his shoulders and perhaps a pair of platform shoes Murphy’s Law regarding range would be in effect and throw the whole plan into disarray. One cannot be without flexibility in their thinking when meeting conflict. Let the tall bastard think he has the advantage of the high ground and then take his knees out from under him.
No, I am in this. I’m the miniature Gerry is placing at the top.
Short people are smarter due to the greater amounts of oxygen available at lower altitudes. Also tall people are just jealous that Gandalf didn’t pick them to save the world. He knew shorties were the best!
And humble too. 🙂
You are psychic